This is great! Read this little comic (which they call a "tract") and be saved before that rock music you're listening to kills you. It's all thanks to the saving power of Chick Publications.
Choice quotes:
Satan the Rock manager: "My servants run this worldwide organization. It's called 'Killer Rock.' In the 50's and 60's I started gradually, introducing my new beat into some of the crooners ... at first it was nice and soft. Then I gave them Elvis and the Beatles, etc. And out of this came the Flower Children, the protesters ... And a near revolution. It was beautiful ... and my music foretold it all ... Just like today!' From the 70's on, I gave the world KISS, Black Sabbath, Motley Crue, etc. My music pushes murder, drugs, free sex, suicide, to destroy country, home and education ... And man ... is it doing it!"
Repentent former rocker Tom: "I learned the hard way that rock music, even much 'Christian' Rock, is a powerful demonic force controlled by Satan. To have the strength to resist it, you must: 1.) Die to self by crucifying your old flesh. 2.) Burn anything you have associated with rock music. Then you'll be set free."
The Spirit moved Tom to speak in some pretty punctuation-heavy tongue there.
Anyway, also worth a read are the testimonials page ("I was saved afer seeing tons of tracts laying all over Wal-Mart while working, shopping, etc" ... "Our church uses your tracts in our flea market witnessing ministry ... It was SOMEBODY GOOFED that changed my life at age 12") and the tract tips ("A brother was on his bicycle giving out (Chick tracts) and one of the men he gave one to got saved and is now a faithful church worker").
It is what it is. It will be what it will be. Enjoy, perhaps.
